Guarantee

Our Money-Back Guarantee: We Totally Believe You'll Never Need This

Here at Mr. Sarcastic, we have the utmost confidence in our products. But hey, if something does go wrong (unlikely, because we're flawless), we've got your back.

Here's the Deal:

If your product turns out to be faulty – and by "faulty," we mean it doesn't work like it should, not that you forgot how to use it – we’ll replace it or give you your money back. Yes, even though we find it hard to believe you’d ever let go of one of our masterpieces.

How It Works:

  1. Spot the Issue
    You found a problem? That's cute. Let us know within 30 days of purchase.
  2. Prove It
    Send us proof of the issue. A photo, a video, or maybe even a PowerPoint presentation if you’re feeling fancy.
  3. Get Your Refund or Replacement
    Once we confirm it’s our fault (rare, but fine), we’ll make things right. Either we’ll ship you a working product or refund your hard-earned cash.

The Fine Print (Because We're Fun, Not
Reckless):

  • The guarantee doesn’t cover accidental oopsies. If you used it as a hammer or let your dog chew on it, that's on you.
  • You’ll need to provide proof of purchase. If you bought it from "some guy" on the street, good luck with that.
  • Refunds go back to the original payment method. No, we’re not giving you cash in a paper bag.

So, relax. If our product does fail (it won’t, but hypothetically speaking), you’re covered. Now, go ahead and buy with confidence. Or sarcasm. Your choice.