Our T-shirts are designed to spark laughs, turn heads, and maybe ruffle a few feathers.
Soft, durable, and 100% comfortable - because sarcasm should never feel itchy.
Say what’s on your mind without saying a word.
Why Our Shirts Are Practically Perfect (Unless You’re Trying to Rip Them in Half Like the Hulk)
At Mr. Sarcastic, we believe in quality because, let’s face it, no one likes a flimsy shirt that feels like it’s made of cobwebs. Our shirts are 190 GSM combed cotton, which is a fancy way of saying they’re soft, strong, and ready to handle whatever life (or your washing machine) throws at them.
What Does 190 GSM Even Mean?
Glad you asked. GSM stands for Grams per Square Meter, which basically tells you how thick and durable the fabric is. At 190 GSM, these shirts strike the perfect balance between “light enough to breathe” and “heavy enough to not fall apart.”
Why Combed Cotton?
Because regular cotton wasn’t good enough for us. Combed cotton is treated to remove impurities and short fibres, leaving only the best bits. The result? A smoother, softer, and more luxurious fabric that feels as good as it looks.
Supply Standard
At Mr Sarcastic we knows our stuff. We have been selling quality garments for years, and our 190 GSM combed cotton shirts are the gold standard for anyone who appreciates comfort and durability. (That’s you, by the way.)
So, go ahead—buy a Mr. Sarcastic shirt. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a wearable hug of sarcastic wit and undeniable quality. You’re welcome.
Why Mr. Sarcastic Only Offers Black, Navy, and Grey Shirts
At Mr. Sarcastic, we believe in keeping life simple. Who has time for the tyranny of neon or the chaos of patterns? Black, navy, and grey aren’t just colours—they’re a lifestyle. A cool, calm, and collected lifestyle.
Let’s break it down:
- Black: Because nothing says “I woke up like this” better than a shirt that doesn’t show coffee stains or yesterday’s poor decisions. Black is classic, effortless, and always on point.
- Navy: For when you want to say, “I’m serious, but not too serious.” Navy is like black’s approachable
sibling—it’s versatile, timeless, and goes with everything. Plus, it’s office-friendly without being
boring. - Grey: The Switzerland of colours. Neutral, balanced, and universally flattering. Grey bridges the gap between “too formal” and “too casual,” making it perfect for any occasion—or nonoccasion.
Why no wild colours or patterns?
Because your shirt shouldn’t outshine your sarcasm. You’re the main event, and these minimalist shades provide the perfect backdrop for your razor-sharp wit.
So, if you’re looking for highlighter yellow or flamingo pink, you’re in the wrong place. But if you want style
that’s as timeless as your dry humour, you’re home.
Mr. Sarcastic: Let your sarcasm do the talking; we’ll handle the wardrobe