Mr. Sarcastic Shaving Gel

"For when you decide to ruin months of beard growth in a moment of questionable judgment."

Congratulations. You’ve chosen to take a blade to your face. Again. Maybe you’re going for that “fresh start” look, or maybe you just lost a bet. Either way, Mr. Sarcastic Shaving Gel is here to cushion your poor life choices with the smoothest, sassiest shave you’ve ever had.

Infused with ingredients you can’t pronounce and a scent that says “I moisturise but still yell at sports,” this gel creates a protective layer between your fragile ego and the razor sharp consequences of your decision.

What makes it special? Glad you asked:

• Lubricates your skin better than your excuses.

• Leaves your face smoother than your pick-up lines (which is saying very little).

• Smells like confidence, denial and a hint of citrus.

Just a small dab and suddenly you’re gliding through stubble like a samurai with commitment issues. Sure, your beard will grow back. But until then, enjoy your baby-face vibes and the unsolicited “you look different” comments.